Cabin in the Woods

It Was The Pioneer Days, People Had To Build Their Own Interrogation Rooms!

An episode of "Board the Windows"
Cabin in the Woods

What could be a better hideout from the zombie apocalypse than a disheveled cabin in the woods of dubious ownership? Theron and Jon don't have much time to answer, so they quickly find themselves in an ominous basement filled with haunted podcasting equipment and...a genie? Named Grant?

Check out the first episode of Grant's mysterious audio drama, "The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne", and long running Let's Play series Chip and Ironicus.

Did you enjoy that pilot and/or Grant's sultry baritone? Pitch in to The Kickstarter of "The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne"

Aching for the chance to finally see George Romero's 1978 classic Dawn of the Dead in a real honest-to-god movie theater? Dawn of the Dead 45th Anniversary Run

Citations for this episode:
LFDonaldson. “The Cabin in the Woods: Can the Male Gaze Be Ironic? ” FT Reading, The Department of Film, Theatre and Television at the University of Reading, 1 July 2012,

Teague, Savanna. “Ahabs, Turtles, and Survivor Girls: Postmodernism in ‘Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.’ ” Studies in Popular Culture, vol. 39, no. 2, 2017, pp. 23–37. JSTOR, Accessed 10 May 2024.

The Cabin in the Woods. Directed by Drew Goddard. Performances by Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, and Bradley Whitford. MGM, United Artists, and Lionsgate, 2011.

Board the Windows Title Music: "The Living Dead" by Pete Mitchell with No More Kings

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